Why can't I get mistaken for this guy?

http://people.forbes.com/profile/ian-m-cook/21068
Ian M. Cook

President, Chief Executive Officer and Chairman of the Board
Colgate-Palmolive Company
New York , NY
Sector: CONSUMER GOODS / Personal Products
Officer since January 2004

Director , PepsiCo, Incorporated
Purchase , NY
Sector: CONSUMER GOODS / Processed & Packaged Goods

Compensation for 2008
Salary $1,075,000.00
Bonus $0.00
Other Annual Compensation $0.00
Long term incentive plan payouts $0.00
Restricted stock awards $2,638,077.00
Security underlying options $0.00
All other compensation $210,918.00
Option awards $ $4,741,913.00
Non-equity incentive plan compensation $3,162,500.00
Change in pension value and nonqualified deferred compensation earnings $3,291,519.00
Total Compensation $15,119,927.00